So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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