So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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