I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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