So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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