i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think I am morally bankrupt
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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