I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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