i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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