I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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