i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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