so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
He better not be in your backpack
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
how drunk are you?
Several
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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