theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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