"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
She has the best kind of daddy issues
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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