why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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