Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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