Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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