Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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