we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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