so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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