careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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