This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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