im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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