Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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