question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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