I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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