fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
two words...techno handjob
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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