Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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