is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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