Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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