i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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