THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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