Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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