There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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