oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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