my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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