glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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