This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i think my mom watched the whole time
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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