I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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