Kiss
Puke
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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