please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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