Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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