Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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