i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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