doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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