Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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