is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Randomize