If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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