this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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