My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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