I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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