For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Randomize
