Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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