at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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