awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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