4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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