Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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