the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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