I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
