guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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